Artist: mc chris Album: Rare Trax Song: Everywhere * Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash * cut from "Dungeon Master of Ceremonies" [mc chris] Warm it up chris~! I was thinkin about it Put on my oven mitts and the kitchen gets crowded Girls they wanna taste of my latest concoction Now let me see you put your hands up for adoption [Chorus] It's like everywhere I go, everywhere I be Everybody askin me are you mc I like the episode where you did that thing Would you sign a DVD for my sister please Would you do a voicemail, I can't work my phone Would you make out with my girl, she's on your bone Sometimes I get bummed like I don't wanna live then I listen to some mc chris [mc chris] When I walk into the club - I'm like Moses The crowd parts all the tarts start posin Deejay plays my jam and the floor gets packed Girls wearin dental floss up in they ass crack mc chris in the place in this case a disco Can I hang my homie hoodie on your hip bone Watch me weave through the bitties both skinny and big boned Find a little lady let me get my dick on Billy has ditched, shoot a lisp, made me wish, we had some kids Yo this hotties body's got me never mind the naughty bits Grab my shit and split, hear the cats are lockin lips Like an apocalypse when she give my cock a kiss He's watching me jump out cause that shit be gross Then I hit it behind the dumpster next to Charlie O's Shorty says she likes my style, says she likes my tune Exactly why wasn't I on Danger Doom? [Chorus] [mc chris] Some girls they say that I am dope They ask me who I know, unquote Some girls they like me, I don't know Sometimes I'm just a stepping stone On a plane to L.A., forty thousand feet up Girl figures it out, and the girl goes nuts She's in the seat next to mine, so I try to make nice You can tell she wants a bite like her head on a slice An attractive little package she's like sign my boobs I post on your message board but I'm just a n00b Wear my homemade mc panties, shave your name in my pubes I say that's a little much, but what's a guy gonna do We head to the bathroom, it ain't occupied We start our own little club, up in the sky She's a pro yeah you know she do me right That's when she ask me if I'm a Mooninite [Chorus]