Artist: mc chris Album: Rare Trax Song: Twin Peaks Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] Na na na na na na na {*2X*} Stack up donuts, pack up the pies Put on the trenchcoat, rack up the lies Overcast sky and the pines are swaying The bird gets the worm so I'm up in the AM Gotta crack a case in a place called Peaks Where the lights all blink and your outlook's bleak Got a lot of caffeine; interrogating teens cause the homecoming queen just rolled up on the beach Wrapped in plastic, white as a sheet Gave a heart attack to a man name Pete who couldn't make coffee, he offered it kindly Tasted like fish, can't put it behind me Back to the hood got a mug of damn good They say somethin black is in the back woods The owl's in disguise and the boys are in the book house Just like Elm Street, know you better look out Nothing in this world ever could prepare me Think later on I maybe need some therapy Talkin to myself, my reflection scares me If I'm gonna die I'll have pie make it cherry (Cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry) That's right Motherfucker, word up! [Chorus] This pie's so good it is a crime {*6X*} Excuse me while I break this rhyme {*2X*} [mc chris] Was it Audrey, oh so tawdry, freshly squeezed little tease? Was it the baddie, Audrey's daddy, busy buying Twin Peaks? Was it Leland, his attorney, always straightening his tie? Was it Norma? She's a killer I'm still waitin for pie Was it Jacoby? He's an oldie; used to run with the gangs Was it Harold Smith, or was his crime that he's just lame? Was it Donna, the elitist, packin peaches for James? Was it Bobby Briggs? I think it is, keep hearin his name Was it Leo? He's a creepo and his ponytail is evil And he got a lot of screen time in the unpopular prequel This detective got diminished so they could finish with Kiefer But I saw Kristen Davis naked she got fish in her beaver (what?) [Chorus] [mc chris] Name is Cooper, I'm in a stupor lying flat in a stained wood room Usually strapped, but I just got capped by a man in black or so you would assume A dude like Lurch says on with the search Will you dare to dream like you did in Dune? So I got three clues, and a gun shot wound and a tick bite bruise, but what'cha gonna do? The breeze in the trees will squeeze out your soul like that shit was tartar control Murder she wrotem nobody wrote back Gotta bust a ghost no proton pack That's right, I put a Ghostbusters reference in a song about Twin Peaks - everybody's happy~!! [Chorus]