Artist: mc chris Album: Rare Trax Song: Variety Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [mc chris] Name is mc and I'm here to say I rock the mic with asbestos all up in your face Old school like the one used by Ichabod Crane Now watch me think up a phrase then put my spit on display I ain't even begun to begin I get up on the microphone and make fun of your friends I'm like Black Thought cause I got your twenties and tens I'm like your bittie won't go down on me in the back of your Benz Snap off her bra while she kicks off her Keds And put her butt on the bazooka tube and suck on her neck And when I'm done yo your momma is next Stackin' ho's like government checks, you gotta go like you Sever and Ecks So whack mc's like +Butterfly Effect+ - yo they came and they went All they money be spent like the rent All me money's in the pockets of kids That's why I rockin this shit Lickety-split [Chorus: repeat 2X] I read Variety You're box office receipts Are motherfuckin weak You got nothin to say, you shouldn't fuckin speak [mc chris] I got my mind on my money and the rest in escrow Missles on my wrist like my name was Destro I'm whiter than your iPod headphones Name is mc chris so let's go... (let's go~!) I got more rhymes than than Ol' Dirty got cradles I got more bitches than Madonna's got dreidels And when it comes to kickin ass on cable I am more than able But I kick it up a notch on karaoke turntables Never mind the lyrics, know that you can hear it Got the Mononoke spirit when you quote it back so fearless Fuckin shit won't come near, it an mc fan endearment +Save+ it like it's +Ferris+ in a trademark disappearance You can't beat it like coat hangers once used by +Mommy Dearest+ But you run home and you blast it till you know you're hard of hearing Wanna, be in the know gotta, crack the code Ghettoblasted by bad kids across the globe cause I can flow I got, beats galore got rhymes for days I got nothin but a hundred hurricanes in my way a/k/a people sayin quiet down and behave Fuckin lame like the motherfuckin trucker hat craze [Chorus]