Artist: MC Lars Album: The Graduate Song: Generic Crunk Rap Typed by: timmy.bogenburt@gmail.com (with help from liner notes) (Lars you're on in ten minutes, you ready?) I guess but I still gotta write some lyrics (Aiight, just remember, it's crunk night) In case, I guess it won't be a problem This popular subgenre is brought to you by materialism We'd like to thank Bentley, Alize champagne and Sean John clothing We'd like to thank the record industry for Marketing hip-hop stereotypes to 12-year-olds And a pop culture that unquestioningly consumes vapid, superficial entertainment Phrase about my gun (WHAT!), rhyme about my loot (WHAT!) Phrase about these haters, I sometimes have to shoot (YEEEAH!) Rhyme about my clothes (WHAT!), props to my hometown (CARMEL VALLEY!) Lyrics that say nothing cause that's how we get down (YEEEAH!) Phrase about my click (WHAT!), don't step to me punk (WHAT!) Gratuitious rhyme, about keeping it crunk (YEEEAH!) Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way (WHAT!) It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say (YEEEAH!) Generic crunk rap, WHAT, generic crunk rap, YEAH Generic crunk rap, WHAT, we don't mess around Generic crunk rap, YEAH, generic crunk rap, WHAT Generic crunk rap, YEAH, you like our dirty sound, YEAH Buy cars, GET CRUNK, take shots, GET CRUNK Have sex, GET CRUNK, spend money, GET CRUNK Buy cars, GET CRUNK, take shots, GET CRUNK Have sex, GET CRUNK, spend money, GET CRUNK Phrase about my car (volvo), rhyme about my crew (WHAT!) Rap about how much more crunk I am than you Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling (WHAT!) Chorus where I scream cause I don't know how to sing (YEAH!) Rhyme supporting guns, and also drinking 40's Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties Rhyme about my doe, and then some made up lyrics Get off the gas you swinger, check the deuce, yo sabiirit (YEAH!) Generic crunk rap, WHAT, generic crunk rap, YEAH Generic crunk rap, WHAT, we don't mess around Generic crunk rap, YEAH, generic crunk rap, WHAT Generic crunk rap, YEAH, you like our dirty sound, YEAH Buy clothes, GET CRUNK, hennesey, GET CRUNK Escalades, GET CRUNK, spend money, GET CRUNK Buy cars, GET CRUNK, take shots, GET CRUNK Have sex, GET CRUNK, spend money, GET CRUNK Grandmaster flash, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop KRS, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop Run DMC, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop But who can argue with the charts when we're sittin' at the top Rakim, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop Chuck D, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop De La Soul, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop And we're making so much money that we ain't about to stop (YEAH!) Coca Cola, GET CRUNK, Nike, GET CRUNK McDonald's, GET CRUNK, Disney, GET CRUNK Fox Network, GET CRUNK, Armani, GET CRUNK Gap clothing, GET CRUNK, Mercedes, GET CRUNK DKNY, GET CRUNK, Courvoisier, GET CRUNK Prada, GET CRUNK, Wal-Mart, GET CRUNK Chucky Cheese, GET CRUNK, Ralph Lauren, GET CRUNK G-Unit sneakers, GET CRUNK, Louis Vuitton, GET CRUNK, WHAT! I'm just playing Lil' Jon, you know I love you