Artist: MC Paul Barman Album: (((echo chamber))) Song: (((oh snap))) Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com, MC Paul Barman [MC Paul Barman] One, two... I said, "You rock" to a mom in a rocking chair And she got the runs, and I don't mean a stocking tear... A woman in the elevator asked my son how long he'd been livin He held up three fingers, but it was inside his mitten... Her self-hate's got a shelf date, well wait – I'm not just a hot guy I do what I have to do to not die We only touch when there's no more room in bed Last time I saw your twat, it brought a human head Let's get extravagant and sex have again Oh snap, after I snowcapped her whole lap She gave me a... {*clap, clap, clap, clap*} ((("Oh snap~!"))) <- Biz Markie