Artist: Murs Album: Captain California Song: Ay Caramba Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com [Intro] So this, this is a true story Not, not a true story And all, all whose fault? Epps's fault My DJ, DJ Meeks (fuckin DJ Meeks) Jose Juaqim, my tour manager (fuckin Jose) It's their fuckin fault too (Jim the Cleaner) Yep, motherfuckers (straight up) [Murs] 5'9" in a skin-tight dress Standin by the bar lookin unimpressed Walked up, asked her how she liked the set Looked me up and down and she just said "Meh" Huh, shot shot shot shot Then I looked at her, said "You're not that hot" Of course that's what got her We fucked all night and watched Harry Potter (woo!) Ironically, the pussy was magic Had a girl at home but I had to have it I flew her out to all of the markets June, July, and all of August 'Bout to cut her off right before I got caught up Then late one night at home she called up Said that she was 'bout to have my kid Talkin 'bout her period late, guess what I did? [Interlude: Murs] Put the phone on mute - ay caramba Tried to regroup - ay caramba Somethin somethin somethin - ay caramba I don't give a fuck, man - ay caramba Ay caramba What does this even mean? Ay caramba (Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye!) Ay caramba Ay caramba [Chorus: Murs] This shit's so crazy This bitch 'bout to have my baby I'm hopin she don't tell my lady Cause she already think I'm shady Knew she was trouble when I got her number Fucked her raw dog for the whole damn summer Can I keep both? That's what I wonder Oh my God nigga, ay caramba [Murs] Broke the chamber of secrets when she told me she was 'bout to name it and keep it It's our baby but it's her life So if she wanna keep it then it's alright Now I'm knowin there's no way to prevent my girlfriend throwin me out on the cement It ain't the first time that she caught me creepin But this time I done jumped off the deep end OK shit, maybe this might fly Hopin they'll try to be sister-wives Like my man Bill Paxton and Big Love Do a reality show and get big pub' When ma find out, she gon' beat my ass Cause word get around in the streets so fast I should've pulled out and put my dick in her mouth Now I got nine months to try to figure it out [Interlude: Murs] Ay caramba Man - ay caramba Oh, shit - ay caramba Where the fuck I'm 'bout to live? Ay caramba Oh God - ay caramba She about to have a kid - ay caramba (Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye!) Should've just - ay caramba Jose man! Ay caramba [Chorus] [Interlude] This the song you play when you know you fucked up This the song you play when you know that your luck's up This the song you play when you know that you fucked up This the song you play when you know that your luck's up This the song you play when you know you fucked up This the song you play when you know that your luck's up [Outro] I did it Ay caramba, ay caramba Ay caramba, ay caramba Ay caramba, ay caramba (Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye aye!) Ay caramba, ay caramba