Artist: N-Dubz f/ Fearless Album: Love.Live.Life Song: Skit Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Dappy] I feel like a slag! In so bar for too long time to get tipsy Don't mean if I buy you a drink now come later you're gonna lips me Look girl dagger den dash it like a frisby Ay sexy lemme be tell your boyfriend wait cheat I heard he mc's is that true, whats his name? Fuck all these other funny guys der gassed I can make a killer album den dash Ba Barbados splash We can be together on a boat and mash Me and fifi make cash Suttin dem man never make BRAP When I was 15 I was told to hold a strap And if I wanna be a badman run inta da gaffa! Man said he CD was seert! But when I put it on there was less lookin at the speakers like 1,2,3 My mum could rap better than that, (your shit) Everything about you, say it like Jordan you been in a studio all your life And you still ain't come up with nothin what are you recordin? Bmt show not even your dad was applauding Even da bouncer was snoring U see us man we roll 10 man deep on the tour bus U ain't tight with your friends, they snake you now your lifes boring Prick had a dream about being a star, did a little video, rented a car Holding a cigar thinkin jay-z or someones gonna come along and sign him [Fazer] Your a punk that rolls with 25 pricks Makes a mistake, and end your life quick Keep sayin your gonna come to my bits Cos you kick wasteman and make dust like. Wat! na fam I don't give a shit Big man still actin like a little kid Yeh yeh yeh yeh It's not my fault your girls on my page more than your little dick I'm going in more than a little bit Didn't wanna mention your name to da track but ayyaaaayy Fuck you, you fat little shit (fat little shit) I'm real, on mic I show skills, stop talking about gun, you don't kill You think you're so ill Been to over 20 meetings and you still aint got a deal (got a deal, got a deal, got) Your stalling, I make dough when your in a bed snoring 4 in da morning, up breath yawning, you might not see me Cant prevent the world tourin I'm 19 and I'm exploring, I'm risin up, your fallin I'm scorchin, your boring, going full width, not back like forskin Back then I kick you off the see-saw Now you gimme it back now you roll with tha rebor You might be old, but I'm stil rogile Young but I still treat mine like an older You the type to say I'm getting popcorn tonight And still hit the sat holding your boner Next day Chat crap to everyone sayin that you banged two holes your a joker [Dappy] I'm a nigel, straight, your a fan like stan on the Eminem track with dido I remember when I had a runny nose tryna draw down girls at the lido Then I thought wait, cant knock gotta break the door Nowdays at an n-dubz roll psycho fans camp from the day before Girls love putting it on da plate, what you hatin for? [Fazer] I tell a girl you were linkin (linkin) She said course yo but my mans over der, wingeing She said I'm on a blackberry hype, add me tonight Shh baby its a ping ting Didn't know her man was an mc too I was like what where who? Ah dat dickhead aint even had 4000 views on youtube