Artist: Napoleon XIV Album: They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaa! Song: I'm In Love With My Little Red Tricycle Typed by: Brian Rancourt [Child's music box plays throughout] [Tricycle bell rings a few times] (In a child like voice) Thirty days have Septober April, June, and no wonder All the rest have peanut butter All except my dear grandmother She had a little red tricycle I stole it, ha ha ha ha ha ha [Tricycle bell rings a few times] I am in love with my little red tricycle It has pedals, and a seat that has springs And wheels that have spokes That donīt speak 'til theyīre spoken to And a little bell that I can ring [Tricycle bell rings a few times] See? [Tricycle bell rings a few times] See? [Tricycle bell rings a few times] Thirty days have Septober April, June, and no wonder All the rest have peanut butter All except my dear grandmother She had a little red tricycle Itīs mine now! [Quickly] Ha ha ha ha ha ha [Tricycle bell rings rapidly a few times, then slows down to normal] When I'm riding my little red tricycle Why do people always stop and ask me (In a stern adult voice) "Why must you ride on that little red tricycle? Act your age, you know youīre forty-three." [Total silence] (In a child like voice) I didnīt really steal the tricycle from my grandmother It followed me home [slower and sadder] Ha ha ha ha [Music box and tricycle bell ringing resume, then fade]