Artist: Napoleon XIV Album: They're Coming to Take Me Away Ha-Haaa! Song: Marching Off to Bedlam Typed by: Brian Rancourt One two three! Here we go! Bedlam bedlam! Ho ho ho! [Backing singer, repeating throughout] Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum [Napoleon XIV] Knock, knock, knock! Come right in! You're the people from the looney bin! [Backing singer] Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum [Napoleon XIV] How'd you guys get here so soon? Did you spot my toy balloon? [Backing singer] Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum [Napoleon XIV] Please don't make the straps too snug I've always been a fragile bug [Backing singer] Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum [Napoleon XIV] Must we march? Can't we ride? I've got my horse parked right outside. [Backing singer] Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum [Napoleon XIV] Glad to see that we're on time But must you always speak in rhyme? [Backing singer] Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum [Napoleon XIV] Lock the door and hide the key 'Cause if I get loose, you won't catch me [Backing singer] Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum Ring ding ding, rum bum bum, riki tiki daba daba dum! [Backing singer gasps and pants]