Artist: Nerd Ferguson Album: Bitch, Where's My Sandwich: The Album Song: Warning: Don't Sign Me Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Intro] Uhh! Yeah Uhh - quick shout out Rusty whattup man? Uhh Okay... [Nerd Ferguson] Uhh~! Here we go again Mr. Nerd Ferguson, everywhere I go I win And even if I lose, I'm a winner in the end Like even if a chick says no, I'm in her in the end Yeah! Niggaz can pretend all they want and all they wish that I ain't what I is, which is the illest in this bitch Give you agony of +da feet+, Curt Schilling in this bitch Get a load of me, it's just Curt chillin in this bitch - yeah! Swag, Ferg' killin in this shit Killer lyricist, specialty, killin lyrics is Don't do the killer lyrics, killin isn't cool but I kill you if I must, so nigga don't be a fool (uh) Rather spend my days just sittin out in a pool watchin big booty chicks as they gettin out of the pool Competition hard to find like niggaz in Liverpool So chances are, you niggaz'll freakin lose Rusty Redenbacher my freakin dude He hit me and he told me to do what I freakin do So when I do what I does and all of you kids lost in a roundabout way, it's kind of his fault! Yeah, the finest in this Me grippin the mic is like a pint of Guinness A Guinness for the nicest with the mic I might be in it And if I'm not, get a pen and write me in it [Chorus] Uhh, here's a warning - don't sign me Yeah I'm a nerd, who knew a nerd could be so grimey? Give me that advance check, cop me some kicks so when it's to record I bet you bastards won't find me Uhh, hire me if you wanna Sign me in the spring bet you fire me in the summer Bummer! Find me in a Hummer with another one behind me, sittin inside of another [Nerd Ferguson] Tired of fuckers tryin to fire my way Don't even try it unless you desire dyin today Every rhyme that I say is like I'm rubbin my hands with some slow motion birds behind me flyin away Hop up in my whip and just start ridin away while you ridin the A next to a bum and slidin away I'm crazy - crazy! Niggaz don't want it with son so like it or not, I am likely to stay One of the most non-violent rappers in the world but violate and catch a right and a left right to your face Can't impress upon you how these rappers can't impress me In fact until they progress, these rappers can't address me My lil' homey hit me up and he told me my new shit is dope but he kinda miss the old me So when you hear me spittin and I sound pissed off in a roundabout way, it's kinda his fault! [Chorus] [Nerd Ferguson] "I'm not a star? Somebody lied" I got a chopper in the house, watch that motherfucker fly If I died today, remember me like Teairra Marí or Ciara's career, better prepare to be scared Game needs a hero and I'm apparently here No deal cause these labels apparently scared (uh) You better get, while the gettin is good instead of poppin shit, like you get it in in your hood O-KAY! I don't believe you niggaz is hood In fact, I think some of you niggaz got a clitoral hood (okay?) Cum/Come against us, I fuckin wish that you would/wood Don't even live where you live, but I'm the shit in your hood (okay?) Gotta hold it down for my city Whack niggaz run around claimin the crown for my city And that wasn't subliminal, but just in case you thought it was? Papoose, chill with all that shit you talkin cuz [Chorus] [Outro] Wooo~! Uhh, yes, yes, Nerd to the Ferg A-T-F, Nerd to the Ferg Sound Council, Nerd to the Ferg Nerd Ferg, Nerd to the Ferg Uhh, yeah We back! We back! Uhh, yeah