Artist: Pacewon & Mr. Green Album: The Only Color That Matters Is Green Song: So Straight Typed by: jostmatt at bluewin dot ch [ VERSE 1: Pacewon ] Yeah, I'd like to thank God for givin me life I'm still alive after all these fights, yet it all seems right Like I never jeopardized it - but I did Even moreso without battin a eyelid Despite what my parents used to tell me at home 'Jerome, get off that phone Get into your books, leave them little hookers alone You can have 'em when you get grown' But I paid 'em no mind, nah, I never listened at all Meetin girls like, 'I give you a call' And when I gave 'em a call sometimes they said, 'Come through' And I was on my 1-2 Hot steppin, headed to my little rendez-vous Not doin what my mom say do or what my pops say do Or what my older sis say too But despite that I made it through And I'm straight, playa [ CHORUS ] I'm so straight, my life is okay Fruits, vegetables, champagne and OJ Piff cigarettes, little chick that go both ways Me and my crew just lampin the whole day Eatin shrimp, pumin the O'Jays Nas, Redman, KRS and Nicole Wray Keisha Cole, old Al Jarreau tapes Like I said before, little brother, I'm so straight Me and [Name] gettin ripped in the whip (It's okay) Me and Rival seein plenty of grip (It's okay) Me and Uno got money to flip (It's okay) My life is just so straight (You don't say) [ VERSE 2: Pacewon ] Yup, straight like 3:45 Just like Master Ace with my Eyes on the Prize I gotta sweat, build and run my enterprise Gotta listen to the voice in my head, it never lies I gotta write, keep on comin with clever rhymes Cliches and punchlines these kids'll memorize I gotta plan ways to spend my cheddar wise So the MC's still yet to come will recognize I want a Grammy, or at least to get to die Before I fell, fall off and be forced to get a job I'ma hustle, I'ma get up and get involved Ain't no problem that I can't solve I'm that live And just like the cartoon I'm that Guy Yeah, and just like the movie I'm that Fly Like the flying dog in Half Baked, I'm that high Check me out, people, I'm alright Now sing the hook with me [ CHORUS ] Me and Confucious leave the ladies a tip (It's okay) Me and Muhammad take a up-north trip (It's okay) Me and Jesus smoke-smokin a spliff (It's okay) My life is just so straight (You don't say) [ VERSE 3: Pacewon ] Astrological Virgo ways A blunt for the purple haze I got a little bit of sour in my pocket and a bottle of rum Try to steal it, hope you got you a gun [Name] pass me the blunt Get a glass, I'm 'bout to pop the Moët Around me ladies get so wet, no sweat I'm like a secret agent gettin my game on Pullin dimes just like James Bond See I'm a complex young man, bust till my gun jam Son so hot you might leave with a sun tan Quick as Jet Li, don't act dumb, fam Cause tied behind my back I could beat you with one hand I do it even better, I could beat you with one leg You'll get your wig peeled back at a young age And I'ma be posin on a newspaper front page On a beach chillin out absorbin the sunrays [ CHORUS ]