Artist: Pewdiepie
Album:  A Troll Never Dies (S)
Song:   A Troll Never Dies...
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

Dear poodiepie

I hear you turned off the comments now and
I just wanted to tell you that
I'm sorry
You changed my life you know?
Forever
And who's videos will I now spam?
Where can I get my self advertisement from
if its not from you?
And what's gonna happen to falcon lovers?!
All these questions
but no answers..
Poods where are you when I need you??
I'm too full of emotions
So I wrote you this song
and well
I hope you like it..

Falcon lovers
yeah, uh

YOUTUBE ADSENSE

Raise your wings for the falcon lord

H-h-h-ows it going bros my name is pewdiepie
or should I call you poodiepie?
Here's some harass from a giraffe
you smell like ass
oh can you feel that sass?

You think turning off comments are stopping me
I have a master degree in snipery
Watch me noscope 360 from a tree while I..
...pee

you may have 30 million subs
but I have 5
and none of them are scrubs
ok maybe my brother..
and a couple other..
and my surrogate mother

My sniper clan got more noscopes then you can touch
I bet you bitch ass don't even like falcon that much

Do you?
I love falcons so... yeah

Nooow..
listen up peeps
my face is in your mom's buttcheecks
I'm a human centipede
givin' you creeps
Oh! what is this?
It's a great chocolate feast!
lasting for weeks
mmm, what a delicious treat!

Wait. wait this is not chocolate is it?
ugh, that's disgust
ugh cut

Join my sniper clan today
I'll give you a free bj
Wait..no

Not liking pussy isn't gay
Do I look like I am Beyoncé?
What?
Who wrote this

please like favorite and subscribe
I'll give you a butt wipe
and maybe even a curcumsice

Just remember to forget to subscribe
Wait. What

Wait, wait a minute
you're supposed to subscribe goddammit
h-how am I suppose to get subs if I can't spam his videos anymore?

This isn't over pewds!
This is not the last you've seen of falcon lord!