Artist: Plan B Album: Ill Manors Song: Ill Manors Typed by: jostmatt at bluewin dot ch [ VERSE 1: Plan B ] Let's all go on an urban safari We might see some illegal migrants Oi look, there's a CHAV That means Council Housed And Violent He's got a hoodie on, give him a hug On second thoughts don't, you don't wanna get mugged Oh shit too late, that was kinda dumb Whose idea was that, stupid - He's got some front, ain't we all? Be the joker, play the fool It's politics - ain't it all? Smoke and mirrors, April fools? All year round, all in all Just another brick in the wall Get away with murder in the schools Use four letter swear words cause we're cool We're all drinkers, drug takers Every single one of us burns the herb Keep on believin what you read in the papers Council estate kids 'scum of the earth' Think you know how life on a council estate is From everything you've ever read about it or heard? Well it's all true, so stay where you're safest There's no need to step foot out the 'burbs Truth is, here we're all disturbed We cheat and lie, it's so absurd Feed the fear, that's what we've learned Fuel the fire, let it burn [ CHORUS ] Oi! I said oi! What you lookin at, you little rich boy? We're poor round here, run home and lock your door Don't come round here no more, you could get robbed for Real, yeah, because my manor's ill My manor's ill For real Yeah, you know my manor's ill My manor's ill [ VERSE 2: Plan B ] You could get lost in this concrete jungle New builds keep springin up out of nowhere Take the wrong turn down a one-way junction Find yourself in the hood, nobody goes there We got an eco-friendly government They preserve our natural habitat Built an entire Olympic village Around where we live without pullin down any flats Give us free money and we don't pay any tax NHS healthcare, yes please, many thanks People get stabbed round here, there's many shanks Nice knowin someone's got our back when we get attacked Don't bloody give me that, I'll lose my temper Who closed down the community centre? I killed time there, used to be a member What will I do now till September? Schools out, rules out, get your bloody tools out London's burnin, I predict a riot Fall in, fall out Who knows what it's all about What did that Chief say? Somethin 'bout the Kaisers Kids on the street, no they 'Never miss a beat' Never miss a cheap thrill when it comes their way Let's go lootin - no, not Luton The high street's closed, so cover your face And if we see any rich kids on the way We'll make 'em wish they stayed inside There's a charge for congestion, everybody's gotta pay Do what Boris does, rob them blind [ CHORUS ] [ EPILOGUE: Plan B ] We've had it with you politicians You bloody rich kids never listen There's no such thing as 'broken Britain' We're just bloody broke in Britain What needs fixin is the system Not shop windows down in Brixton Riots on the television You can't put us all in prison [ CHORUS ]