Artist: Random (Mega Ran) f/ K-Murdock, Open Mike Eagle Album: Mega Ran 10 Song: Now Hiring Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Intro: K-Murdock] Okay, today's to-do list I gotta hit up all 50 of these blogs to try and promote the single I'm droppin tomorrow I want to tour in two months so I need to contact all 25 of these venues And of course, at some point make a beat AUGH!~!!! I need a manager!!!!!! [Chorus 2X: Open Mike Eagle] Cause I don't wanna be a a-hole Too many yes men I need someone to say no I don't have much in terms of payroll [1] I just wanna make music and lay low [2] I don't know what else to say yo [Random] Consider this my announcement, now hiring I need management - not street teaming, and flyering I can tweet my own links so thank you kindly Don't need nobody co-signing and followin blindly Cause it's gettin more tedious and devious Dealin with the websites and media In need of a, manager that just won't do it for wealth Just someone who can do more than I do for myself Cause some days I spend more time promotin and solicitin than I do listenin to beats and that's kinda sickenin I need someone to filter through my e-mails Pick out the important ones, summarize the details Then when I see cats and they ask "Did you get it?" I can be like "nah, my manager musta hid it" Dog I like Netflix and X-Box But I'm at my PC more than cats when a desk job (I need a manager) [Chorus] [Random] Yeah; record labels they don't know how to market me Need me to stay in one lane so they can target me But they don't understand it's hard for me I'm plugged into games and hip-hop like ventricles and arteries I get requests to call people when they sick How do I respond to that without bein a prick? When someone asks me if I can pay to play I wanna cuss 'em out, but instead I opt to stay away Times like that, I wish I had management cause I'm faced with the BS and just can't handle it I'm not the type to give cats the runaround like all these fake dudes claimin they rep the underground I can spend my time doin what I wanna do And that's makin dope records for y'all to party to Or if I have a stalker fan and don't know how to handle her I can always say (I don't know, call my manager) [Chorus] [Random] One day, did a little experiment when I was comin up and still gainin experience I wrote my bio in the third person Pretended that I wasn't me, but in fact, a third person A manager, a rep, whatever worked And when cats responded, they were never jerks Even if they couldn't invite me They spoke to management, they spoke politely But if I say I represent myself My music's dope, book me, I'm gonna need some help It's like when jobs ask if you got experience But no one hires without experience So how am I supposed to gain experience?! I just rhymed four bars with experience See, this is how stressed out I am man It's a-ffectin my rhyme skills man I really, really, need management I can't do this... [Outro] I need a manager!