Artist: The Showboys Album: Giant Single: The Profile Records Rap Anthology Song: Drag Rap * Typed by: jostmatt at bluewin dot ch [ * AKA Triggerman ] ( *siren sound, car tires screeching* ) The rhymes you are about to hear are true MC's names have been changed to protect the innocent (Drag Rap) Our story starts in a town that was not tame There was no laws, things were insane In order to survive you had to be mean Our story starts in notorious Queens Two gangleaders bound to meet The ultimate conclusion - one's defeat They ruled their turf with an iron hand Bugs Can Can and Filthy Triggerman (Triggerman) Now I'm Bugs Can Can, there can none match My sawed-off shotgun'll blow out yo chest If Filthy Trigger comes my way I'm gonna cut off his head and put it on display Hold up ( ? ) don't you be so bold Cause that trash that you're poppin, better put on hold Cause I'm definitely comin, you know I don't lie Remember Bugs, you used to run but you can't hide (Drag Rap) Alright boys, the plan goes this way I wanna blow Triggerman back to yesterday Nardo, I want you to go to his house Ring his doorbell and punch his wife in her mouth Drag her by the hair into the street Tie a rope to the bumper, other end to her feet Drag her with the car till day turns night Oh and Nardo, give that broad a bad day (Alright) Cut her off the car, throw her back in the yard And tell her Bugs Can Can sends his regards (Drag Rap) Alright thugs, here's what we'll do Red Money goes straight to you know who Bugs Can Can, that heartless hound And tell him that it's time that he leaves this town On your way back bring me his son Lock him in a trunk, yeah that should be fun And so Bugs knows he has to lose Have his son fitted for cement shoes Then drag him from the river, throw him back in Bugs' yard With a note around his neck sayin 'Triggerman's hard' (Drag Rap) Oh no, what happens next? For goodness' sake So stay tuned till after this commercial break ( *beatboxing while tune from Old Spice commercial is whistled* ) Now this battle goes on for quite a while Trigger's wife is hurt bad, Bugs loses a child But nevertheless this contest of power Is gettin more critical by the hour With my ( ? ) Phillie blunt in my hand Bugs Can said: It's time I dropped this man Trigger fixes his grip, my last words were clear I said: Boys, it's time to get busy out here So we loaded up our limos with our gangland members Some with Uzis in their hands ridin on the fender Police was warned, they was under alert Cause in a little while Hollis would be goin berzerk Yes Hollis Queens was the place of this showdown News traveled fast, it was like a ghosttown Limos rolled up, the distance were safe Bugs drew third, Trigger drew fifth place Uzis pulled on, 9 milimeters cocked In the air was the sirens of the lousy cops Bugs Can Can said: That doesn't matter Pulled on my Uzi and ratatatatata Trigger yelled: Scatter, my posse dispersed And the spray that went back was two times worse Ratatatatatatata-boom! The boom was a sawed-off ( ? ) assume Bein held in the hands of Eliot Ness Standin on the roof with a badge on his chest He said: Alright boys, the law is here So let's drop those weapons, put your hands in the air What?! came out the mouth of Bugs Can Can Put my hands in the air, who is this man? Eliot Ness? Please, who is this? When I paid off the force, was there someone I missed? No, you couldn't be, arrestin me I own your boss, your judges and any jury I'm the one that rules, I'm in command Somebody tell him who I am - Bugs Can Can Now look Mr. Ness, you must be new A flat-footed, pointy-ass, stink-punk screw Cause Filthy Triggerman has one thing to say You better get off that roof and be on your way So don't waste your time arrestin me Cause on your paycheck is signed 'Triggerman Filthy' I'm above the law, so don't feel cheated Mr. Ness, put a egg in your shoe and beat it (beat it) (Drag Rap) So with this in mind, yes, Ness did shout: There'll be a tree standin where you are when you get out And if anyone runs, your boots I'll cook 'em Gave a smile to his boys and then said: Book 'em (book 'em) (Drag Rap)