Artist: Sage Francis Album: Li(f)e Song: Three Sheets to the Wind Typed by: AZ Lyrics Had one too many one way conversations with the licky licky lord 'till I grew a scissor tongue and c-c-cut the cord put the phone on the floor detach the wires in my head took awhile to accept that that line was dead [Chorus] didn't never wanna not live forever [x3] didn't never wanna not not wanna live Nah, it didn't matter if the laughter didn't come after the bad joke if I was down with the filthy rich or flat broke accepted by the Aryans or black folk cause I was carrying this weight until my back broke wasn't trying to be no hip hop god or raps G.O.A.T. shootin to be a rock star like its my last hope Eyeballin that pack of smokes DO ME IN! graduatin on the crack coke DO ME IN! knocked of a paddle boat in the middle of the castle moat kings men are yelling GRAB THE ROPE! three sheets to the wind three! three sheets to the wind! i talk like a sailor, my mother is one that's why I got this sixth sense of direction and my split tongue taught me how to go with the flow when the winds come curled up in a ball and tried to hide inside a kick drum while the crew is gettin piss drunk I had to purify my own and drink up i had to save and conserve recycle my salty words to keep the meat on my bones all pres-s-s-served [Chorus] It was a tug of war and we all faught together 'till we went our own way when the c-c-c-cord was severed The stormy weather would begin, we'd all sucumb to this sin any bar within reach, Three sheets to the wind From a back pedal the backstroke got traded in my life jacket for a mask and cloak Three sheets to the wind I had to go, watch the sail grab the rope See shanty ending on a sad note, three sheets to the wind Malnutrition (Pull me in) Bad Religion (Pull me in), Fact or Fiction thats addiction Three sheets to the wind [Chorus] Pick it up, put it down [Chorus] Three sheets to the wind