Artist: Slightly Stoopid Album: Live & Direct Acoustic Roots Song: Couldn't Get High Typed by: AZ Lyrics I've got New sunglasses And i've got Backstage passes For y'all Girls with fine asses Yeah oh yeah Sunshine, girlies and money What it takes to get me on a roll Some call me mr. soul I went to this party The other night Said I want to feel What my brain had felt like I grabbed my bottle And I start drinkin' wine I thought pretty soon That I would be Feelin' fine But no I couldn't get high Oh no And then I couldn't get high Oh no And then i Dont know why Threw down the bottle And then I whipped out my pipe Stuffed it full of goodies And then I gave that shit a light I huffed and I puffed Good lord i Smoked and I choked I smoking for so long Until my heart was nearly broke Because I couldn't get high Oh no And then i Couldn't get high Oh no And then i Try I tried I threw down the pipe Just as pissed as I could be Gobbled down a mound of some Lsd I waited and I waited For my body to zing I waited I waited But not a fucking thing Because I couldn't get high Oh no And then i Couldn't get high Oh no Lord i Dont know why