Artist: Smosh
Album:  If Music Were Real
Song:   If Music Were Real (Outro)
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[Ian] Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid
if Smosh music was actually real

[Anthony] Yeah
The only thing more stupid than that
would be the people who would actually buy this crap

[I] [Laughs] Suckers

[Crashing Sound]

[A] The hell was that?

[I] Oh my God Pterodactyls!

[Laser Sounds]

[A] Cyborg pterodactyls! With laser eyes!

[I] Get 'em with a machine gun!

[A] Come and get it, you dinosaur bastards!!

[Shoots at them with a machine gun]

[I] There's too many of them!

[Screaming, pterodactyl noises, and laser sounds]

[Narrator] And so, Ian and Anthony were killed
by cyborg pterodactyls with laser eyes
Eventually, the cyborg pterodactyl overran the entire country
and Barack Obama was forced to rename the United States of America
to the United States of Cyborg Pterodactyls
And they lived happily ever after The end

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