Artist: Smosh Album: Sexy Album Song: Teleporting Fat Guy Typed by: AZ Lyrics Well, I'm the... Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting Fat guy! Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting Fat guy! I get back from time I got my power glove Burt Renolds stole it from me Got it back Teleporting fat guy He's teleporting And he's so damn fat Yeah, I am Teleporting fat guy Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting Fat guy! Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting Fat guy! Punch Burt Renolds right in the face Made him look like such a disgrace [Ian:] (There's another bus stop down the street) Cause I'm the teleporting Teleporting fat guy Punch you in the back guy I'm from outer space Teleporting fat guy Teleporting fat guy Teleporting fat guy With a cool mustache