Artist: Smosh Album: Sexy Album Song: Transformers Rap Typed by: AZ Lyrics I'll tell you 'bout one day when I was young I was flippin through the channels when I saw something on something about robots that destroy each other it made me want to go blow up my mother Oooh, Anthony is not alone it made me wanna go blow up my home originally I did that and your point? I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme! If you didn't get what were talkin' about we're talkin' 'bout the most amazing thing around if you think the transformers you was right cause everybody knows that they hella tight! Transformers creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap they told us that the script was full of nonsense! I bet that you thought I was gonna say crap cause it rhymes with rap but I'm better than that!! Transformers WILL punch you in the face Transformers WON'T do the macarena Transformers always say no to drugs Transformers: robots in disguise They don't even need to use a glock they can take you down with their electric shock! Harder than a body slam from the rock but not as much as a slap from my--hand! Oooh have you heard about optimus prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime if your booty's gettin hot and it keeps getting hotter he'll turn into a firetruck and spray you with water! Optimus knows how to use his hose he be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes stuffin pixie stix right through his nose until his nose unloads and explodes busloads! Oooh, right now we switch it up like when Decepticon kicked autobot butt! And thunderblast is a slut--what? sh-she is. Transformers WILL find a cure for death. Transformers WON'T do your algebra. Transformers are against terrorism! Transformers: robots in disguise The dopest parties are thrown by the autobots disco dancin' and chicks hella hot! They got moves like you ain't never got! No weed, no spank, no crap, no game! They don't need their stuff to keep their party insane moves so whack that you can't explain dancing's so crazy that'll melt your brain moves that decepticon's can never obtain hear that Megatron? You ain't got no game! Autobots throw it up! Makin it a game! You fight to contain the shame you've obtained Optimus will take you out with impeccable aim Transformers don't give a damn what you all say TRANSFORMERS. hit the club like every day! TRANSFORMERS blow things up with satisfaction they blow up in your face like a chain reaction! Transformers WILL run for president Transformers WON'T dress for halloween Transformers hardcore since '84 Transformers