Artist: Smosh
Album:  Sexy Album
Song:   Vader Is My Friend
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

Vader is a friend of mine!
(Vader is my friend)
Vader is a friend of mine!
(I have a friend named Vader)
Vader is a friend of mine!
(Vader is my friend)
Vader is a friend of mine!

He taught me how to kill
And do it easily
He taught me I could do it when people laughed at me!
I've had friends before
They've all been such a bore
He showed me how to dance just like a whore!

Vader is a friend of mine!
(Vader is my friend)
Vader is a friend of mine!
(I have a friend named Vader)
Vader is a friend of mine!
(Vader is my friend)
Vader is a friend of mine!

He taught me how to torture
'Til people had no soul
He stabbed a guy with a lightsaber and left a little hole!
They may say he's evil
But I say that's a lie,
Trust me, he's a super-cool guy!

Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is a friend of mine!

Once, I tried to run
I tried to run away,
But he cut my Achilles tendon with his little blade!
He is like a shark!
But he walks on the land
He'll try to kill you any way he can!

Vader is a friend of mine!
(Vader is a friend of mine!)
Vader is a friend of mine!

He will kill my family
If I do something wrong
He chokes me with his Force powers when I write silly songs!
This song is silly
So now I'm going to die
He put a bomb right in my underwear!

Bye! [bomb explodes]