Artist: Smosh Album: Shut Up! And Listen Song: Moms Are the Bomb Typed by: AZ Lyrics Hey, Mom, You're the bomb for giving us a home And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone I'm so glad Dad impregnated you And nine months later I burst out of your womb I remember when I was eight my life was going great My sister loved snapple there was no debate thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank Take the plastic of the cap and put it in her drink And when she sipped it I saw her start to choke I couldn't foresee it'd get caught in her throat Her birthday was ruined because of my stupid mistake She never drank snapple again and I got all her cake Thanks, Mom, for stepping up and saving the day. (you rock) I didn't want you to find out this way. (love you) Hey, Mom I did something, That wasn't that cool So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule Hey, Mom, You're the bomb for giving us a home And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone I'm so glad Dad impregnated you And nine months later I burst out of your womb And when I was fifteen I messed up again Trying to impress some girls with my friends See, I understand the ladies And here was the scoop Hot girls can't resist the sight of burning poop so I found a dog lured him up the steps Tried to feed him X-Lax But he wouldn't ingest But I didn't stress out I just dealt with the glitches I knew what I had to do To impress these bitches But the fire kept spreading it wouldn't stay put So my Mama had to step the crap out with her foot Hey, Mom, I did something that wasn't that cool So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule Hey, Mom, You're the bomb for giving us a home And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone I'm so glad Dad impregnated you And nine months later I burst out of your womb Hey mom (Do do do do do) your the bomb (Do do do do do) Hey mom (Do do do do do) your the bomb (Do do do do do) Sorry we hid so many things from you years ago but here's a couple things you probably should know I watched porn on the computer when I told you I never did put a sandwich in the VCR when I was a little kid I punched a hole in the wall and hid it with a poster tried to cook a pizza in the mother flippin toaster thru a big ass party every time you where away plied to a hot neighbour and told her I was gay and my fish might of died because I over fed and I might of done some stuff with a girl in your bed yea Hey, Mom, You're the bomb for giving us a home And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone I'm so glad Dad impregnated you And nine months later I burst out of your womb [x2]