Artist: Smosh
Album:  The Sweet Sound of Smosh
Song:   12 Days of Christmas Destruction
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[Anthony] On the first day of the end of Christmas
The first thing that I crossed off my list
Was killing a T-Rex who was super pissed

[Ian] On the second day of the end of Christmas
The next thing we freakin did
Was burn down the very first cranberry field

[Anthony] On the third day of the end of Christmas
We got some rabid rats
And let them loose to eat all Santa hats

[Ian] On the fourth day of the end of Christmas
We got a big ass log
And brain damaged the inventor of eggnog

[Anthony] On the fifth day of the end of Christmas
I got some rabid crows
And attacked the lady who tied the first bow

[Ian] On I guess the last day of the end of Christmas
We got a tazer gun
And tazed the shit out of George Washington