Artist: Smosh
Album:  The Sweet Sound of Smosh
Song:   Driver's Ed Rap
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[Ian] Uhhhh
High school
[Anthony] Driver's ed
[Ian] I-Dog
[Anthony] And A-Dizzle
[Ian] Teachin people about driving and stuff
[Anthony] Yeah, we gettin extra credit for this one
[Ian] Jump in my bombdiggity car
Let's do this
[Both] Yeah!

[Ian] First make sure that you buckle up your seat belt
Cause if you don't and get in a wreck you will be killed
Your body will be in pieces and look all icky
Your blood will be all over the place and'll be real sticky

[Anthony] When a cop pulls you over for speeding
Just start peeing
F-f-for the time being
He'll think that your crazy and run away
Or he'll give you a ticket
Make your mom pay

[Both] If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car
And drive around town like a super star
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands
But we ain't gonna brag
If you past the test you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym
To work out
On your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex!

[Anthony] I went to Compton
Some muggers tried to jack me
They pulled out a gun
A-a-and tried to cap me
You should always carry
A weapon in your car
Like a bat,
A stapler,
A towel,
Or a metal bar

[Ian] A girl once sent me boobie shots
I liked it a lots
Till I hit a mailbox
I drove off the road looking at a breast
And that's how I failed my first driving test!

[Both] If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car
And drive around town like a super star
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands
But we ain't gonna brag
If you past the test you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym
To work out
On your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex!

[Anthony] Don't you ever flip and try to ghost ride your whip
Cause you just might trip
Yeah, and have a nip slip, uh
Flip on your hip
Bit the tip of a chip
Take a road trip and skinny dip
On a cruise ship

[Ian] Always look both ways on a street
Unless you wanna get beat
By a car
It'll run you over
And drag your body real far
Then no one will like you
Just like Jar-Jar

[Anthony] So that's how you drive an automobile
That's all you need to know, so grab the wheel
Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom
[Both] Because driving yourself
Is the bomb!

Driver's Ed!
Bitch!