Artist: Smosh Album: The Sweet Sound of Smosh Song: Dixon Cider Typed by: AZ Lyrics Sometimes, you have bad days; days when you think nothing can bring you up But if you got a girl, you got nothing to worry about, just listen here and we'll tell you just what's up Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider And show her love with your Dixon Cider And fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider in her mouth hole flowin' down inside her Grab her grandma get some Dixon Cider Too old to handle all the Dixon Cider And show her family your Dixon Cider in her mouth hole flowin' down inside her You might not get it yet so I'm gonna tell you again, (hey, hey ho) Then you can shout it out and go tell all of your friends. (Hey, hey ho) I love Dixon Cider and I will till the day that I die I would even choose it over... uh... oh... uh... I guess... pie? It makes me feel so good I wanna have more Dixon Cider If I don't get enough I'll beg and plead cause girl you know just what I need I'm on a mission for some Dixon Cider If your girl don't want it then you best go hide her Cause I find her give her Dixon Cider Push, shove it all down inside her Make her thirst for the Dixon Cider Put it on a string so I can ride her All day every day Dixon Cider Can't wait to pour it all inside her Dixon Cider! I was 13 when I had my first Dixon Cider I had so much when I talked, I would slur Parents didn't like it, there was nothing they could do Then my momma tried it, she started slurring too My dad said, "No more Dixon Cider till you're older, " I said "Hell no!" So I rolled him over with a boulder And now my ass is stuck in this crappy foster care.. Can anyone save me from this killer bear? It don't matter who you are, white, black, asian or hispanic There's no need to panic; you know this shit's organic If you don't get enough, it could make you go nuts Grab your Dixon Cider... wash it down with doughnuts Grab your girl and get some Dixon Cider Sweet, sweet love you will provide her Fill her full with lots of Dixon Cider In her mouth hole flowin' down inside her Then shower her with Dixon Cider With all your clothes on that's what I prefer Show your love with Dixon Cider Push and shove it all down inside her So that's the deal and we hope you understand We want the whole world with Dixon Cider in it's hand If you're wondering what this song is really all about We're talkin' bout shoving penises in your mouth Yeah!