Artist: Smosh Album: The Sweet Sound of Smosh Song: Pimps of Prom Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Anthony] Hi, Ian! [Ian] Hey Anthony, did you hear about prom? [Anthony] Yes, Ian, let's go to prom with hot girls [Ian] Great idea! But what if other people don't know how to prom? [Anthony] Then let's show them how to prom with a tight rap [Ian] Great idea! [Anthony] Before you can go to the prom You gotta get a hot date that looks real bomb Get the courage to go.... Up and ask her I'm really good at it Cause I'm the pickup master! [Ian] Or you say "Go to prom with me cause I'm hecka ripped! If you say "no", I'll bust you in the lip!" Women always like A show of force My dad was a wimp And that's why he's divorced! [Both] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long Hope your lady's dress Shows off her chest Because seeing female boobie Is the best! Cause we're gonna show you how to prom! Prom, prom, prom! And it's gonna be the bomb! Bomb, bomb, bomb! How to prom! [Anthony] Can't go to prom in a jeans and a hood Gotta dress hecka handsome And be lookin hecka good! Suit Tie B-b-b-b-b-b-black socks We're the pimps of prom cause we totally rocks [Ian] When your stupid mom tries to take pics never smile Show you badass, look hostile [Anthony] Make sure you flex your muscles a lots And try to show off Dem bombdiggity socks! [Both] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long Hope your lady's dress Shows off her chest Because seeing female boobie Is the best! Cause we're gonna show you how to prom! Prom, prom, prom! And it's gonna be the bomb! Bomb, bomb, bomb! [Ian] Go up to prom and it's all hecka lavish There's a table full of punch that you wanna ravage [Anthony] The DJ's blastin all the c-c-coolest noise- Slim Shady Slipknot And the Backstreet Boys! [Ian] Some people spike the punch with boos Don't drink it You'll get drunk and show your boobs [Anthony] So we spike the punch with lots of sugar And because we're so funny We put in a booger! [Both] SLOW DANCE TIME [Ian] First, grab your girl, step out on the floor [Anthony] Put your hand on her shoulder and get ready to score [Ian] Slide your hand down her back Move it down to the crack [Anthony] Hover there, brother You're about to attack [Ian] Now slow it down, yo Get ready to go [Anthony] And touch that sweet butt [Both] You're the man now, bro! [Both] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long Hope your lady's dress Shows off her chest Because seeing female boobie Is the best! [Ian] One more time! [Both] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long Hope your lady's dress Shows off her chest Because seeing female boobie Is the best! [Anthony] So that's how you rule at your high school prom Hope you learn a lesson on how to be the bomb! [Ian] Or if you couldn't follow our tips cause you're a loser noob [Both] At least there's always some drunk girl flashin her boob