Artist: Smosh Album: The Sweet Sound of Smosh Song: We Rule High School Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Anthony] Uh What up freshmen? [Ian] All the freshmen in the house say "Yeah" [Anthony] Yes! [Ian] I said all the freshmen in the house say "Yeah"! [Anthony] Yep! Uh, uh here we go! [Ian] High school Is pretty crap So we're gonna teach you With this hecka cool rap How to get through Your first year in school And how to be like us and be Super cool! [Anthony] If you wanna be cool You gotta get to school late Cool guys always show up to school late The teacher might smack you and Player hate But don't worry, bro You can hit her with a tate-er tot! Tater tots are great weapons and great food Put em in your pocket for lunchtime Dude But they get your pocket all hecka greasy Cafeteria pizza Will make you queasy [Both] Being a freshman is totally fresh, man Ditch class, punch bullies, throw em in a trash can If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad Just go home and bitch about it to your dad [Ian] There isn't such thing as being bullied That's just called Being a bitch Step up to the bully Grab his balls And give em A great big pinch! I once pinched a bullies Balls so hard they fell On the ground He cried like a big dumb baby As a kicked them all around His doctors tried to sew his balls back on but they just Couldn't do it Cause I broke into the operating room, grabbed his sack And I threw it! [Anthony] Into his mom's mouth! [Both] Being a freshman is totally fresh, man Ditch class, punch bullies, throw em in a trash can If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad Just go home and bitch about it to your dad [Anthony] Doing good in class and paying attention is for losers I do good grammar and all I do is stare at teacher's hooters! But I still get A's in every class, wanna know how? Cause I ch-ch-ch-ch-cheat Let us show you now [Ian] You hide in a plant for a couple of hours Till everyone's gone away Then you sneak to the computer Use cool hacks And change All your grades Just watch out for the big janitor that comes at night Try blinding him With your big flashlight Then beat him to death With a big chalk stick And kick him repeatedly in his big, long- [Both] Being a freshman is totally fresh, man Ditch class, punch bullies, throw em in a trash can If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad Just go home and bitch about it to your dad Being a freshman is totally fresh, man Ditch class, punch bullies, throw em in a trash can If a teacher tries to fail you don't get mad Just go home and bitch about it to your dad [Anthony] High school is not a place for f-f-f-f-fun It's a place for making out with chicks and scoring digits son So never do homework and always ditch [Both] And that's how you survive high school bitch!