Artist: Starbomb
Album:  Player Select
Song:   Atari Mystery Hour
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[Announcer (Egoraptor)] This week on the Atari Mystery Hour
the Pong Paddle Puzzle!

[Johnson (Danny Sexbang)] Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands!
One of the Pong paddles is dead, and the ball is missing

[Chief (Egoraptor)] Alright then Johnson, round up the usual suspect

[Announcer (Egoraptor)] One hour later

[Chief (Egoraptor)] I know it was you left paddle
What do you have to say for yourself?

[Pong noise]

[Chief (Egoraptor)] You son of a bitch!