Artist: Stormzy
Album:  Gang Signs & Prayer
Song:   Crazy Titch (Interlude)
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

(Yo)
Yo gang
(Yes my brother)
You still don't sound sure
(Na
na I'm in the booth right now
right now)
(I'm in here right now)
Alright
let's start then
Alright look
let's just get one thing clear
I don't fuck about
I am the certi' one
I am the one that they call 'Gangster of Grime'
I don't like it but I don't mind it
But I need everyone to know
and I'm not just talking about the hood
I ain't just talking about the basics
I'm talking about the whole island of this country
needs to understand what is about to happen
If you put all bias aside
Stormzy has to be Neo
he has to be
So therefore that makes me Morpheus so I'm telling the council right now
This kid
no joke
you can hate him all you want
This kid has to be seeing the game in zeros and ones
like
it's not normal
it's not normal
So #MERKY
#PROBLEM
#WICKEDSKENGMAN
(Mad bro)
Na
I like that one
no I like that one
And I don't even know what a hashtag is
I just know it's proper Merky
You know a hashtag's a bit more advanced than me
But what people do need to understand is
you see anyone from my era of grime
need to recognise
That if you cannot fathom that this guy's about to take it
from a second rate genre to a first rate genre
Then you need to look at yourself and be ashamed
seriously
you have to be ashamed
Because we started from the roots of this ting
(Word)
Now we've gone past the roots
it's a whole digital age
we don't need the middle man
Mr. Smith is nearly obsolete
we don't need those label ones again
(Word)
We can actually just shot it ourselves and cut through
So everyone needs to understand that when I'm telling you
and I'm certi', my name's Crazy Titch
I'm definitely one million percent certified
I know certi' guys from all over
Brum, Manchester, Notts
Sheffield, Leeds, Manny, Liverpool
These people all say the same thing
'We don't really even know what grime is but we know who Stormzy is'
You know like, so
I don't wanna hear man say 'I'm too gangster listening to Stormzy'
Shut up
that's a lie
you ain't
You know them ones right there
(Hahaha, word)
It just means you're a hater
na real talk
it just means you're a hater
You know what
that's what it is
this is my opinion and it is my opinion
I don't care what no one says
Real talk
those old guys that don't wanna bring him in
Whatever man
fuck yourself man
you know like real talk
(Mad brother)
Get a Coke and a smile man
seriously
don't play them round there
know mine brudda
All them other side crap guys better just shut their mouth
you get what I'm trying to say
Yeah man
there you go
(Fucking Crazy Titch, my brother, oi listen, hahaha oi
what)