Artist: Tech N9ne f/ Krizz Kaliko
Album:  E.B.A.H.
Song:   Kjomd
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

[Intro: Tech N9ne]
What? Kjomd baby
What's kjomd? This right here

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes
Cause it's always on their mind
I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes for sure
Cause they seem to love you more
I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know
but it gets me what I need baby
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
cause they seem love you more than me baby

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
You ever been in a predicament
when you and your lady are fussin' and cussin'
and she don't wanna deal with you
but you pull out your dick and get to stickin' her
and all of a sudden wanna chill and have a meal with you
That's crazy right? She ain't even got a feel for you
all she want is the pecker to fetch her my telly wacker
to break her back and no chatter when she mad at you
no matter what kinda ill you do
My dick get all the love
So many women got jaws for blood they even give drawers
they kissin' balls but no kiss at all for mug
(hahh) I no my breath don't stink any more neglect and my chest go sink baby I want love and a kiss thang it's pain but I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick man

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]
I can already see the call
they don't wanna be with me at all
they just wanna do D to balls
I shouldn't a ever let it be free to ya'll
Cause my heart be hurtin' but my private part be squrtin' I don't even get a touch it in spurts whenever I'm lookin' for love and sex be certain
I even have a lot sayin' I ain't givin' you none but I can suck you off
Damn! I don't think I would ever cut you off cause look at the crazy amount of nuts you lost but the all wanna bone me they don't want to get to know me they wanna dome me but I'm hungry for lovin' I never get because of my dick bitch I'm lonely

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko]
Kali Baby! It gets me in to problems and it gets me out
Gets me into arguments and don't even know what it's about
Call hime the Black n' Decker pecker he's a home wrecker drops 'em to they knees and he's a little chin checker
See it's either him or me lately we becoming enemies only likely when I'm in between them and they say they love me when I'm in the V
I try to tell them get out and then they spit out and they scream my ding-a-ling they can't live without
abusein' my unit
just wish they love me more then my middle

[Outro: Krizz Kaliko]
I said you love me but I hate you
Fo' Sho'
You can't see me but I've watched you
kinda women that you love them
hoes
if there's a way to stop I don't
know
Kind of jealous (I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know) it's crazy crazy crazy
I'm kind of jealous (I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure) My johnson
my unit
my peter
my trunk
my everything wrong
I'm kinsa jealous
Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes
Yeah...