Artist: UGK Album: Ridin' Dirty Song: Touched Typed by: cody_brewster_225@hotmail.com [Intro] Listen up I got a story to tell Ay fool, listen up I got a story to tell Say dog, listen up I got a story to tell Say man,listen up I got a story to tell [Bun B] Now once upon a time not long ago A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe Now this is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy But a pussy having no goddamn sense, try'na push me He used to hold dick now he wanna be in my shoes Hatin' like a baby mama 'cause I'm payin' my dues Tryin' to hold on to my little chunk but not a punk in the parking lot bumping his gums With his ki's in the trunk, oh what I'm supposed to jump 'cause you got a pump You aimin' that bitch in the sky you chump Point that motherfucker this way and dump Oh what you scared to go to the penn Thinkin' them niggas gon tap your rump Man I thought he played bold but he ain't even fuss Man the nigga was way swole actin' like he wanted to buss But his trigger stayed cold I wasn't surprised I recognized that fast breathin' and fear in his eyes Unmask his disguise a sheep in wolf's clothing On their prey, he tried to hunt the hunter And got hunted down his goddamn self in V-A Niggas it's where we stay Ain't none of that K-K-K'n or playin' so see a Or e up out your life or you test yourself And make a nigga break you off a piece to rest yourself Oh yes your health is what's in question And I hope this ass whippin' Teach you a motherfuckin' lesson [Chorus] Speak the wrong words man and you will get touched 'Cause deep down in the South boy's come up cold Talkin' down on my name and what it's all about You niggas better get some cut and get my name out 'Cause I dunno why you have plex with me Testin' me but I'ma pull my ship and let you see That all that carry the jack ain't able to survive So you haters need to quit with that bull bustin' And take another ride [Bun B] Niggas jumped and crossed the line The movies got the boy fucked up in the mind Not to mention the wine and the codeine syrup combined Easy access to 9s And shit talkin hoes that's fine And all they got time for is four swisher dimes Commititing crimes amped off water And some exaggerated rhyme So if bein' hard ain't in your heart Then don't start niggas'll tear your weak mind apart [Pimp C] Bitchy old man talkin' to me like I'm in school He don't know I hang with killers we'll erase that fool Wouldn't give a fuck about him but he kin to my son If you think I'm that nigga then you picked the wrong one Cause I live by the gun die by the gun Hot bullets burn some say that can get ya stunned So raise your own children and don't try to raise mine And when you see me step with caution cause I'm bustin' for mine [Chorus] Speak the wrong words man and you will get touched You done crossed the line now and you will get fucked I already told you before but you ain't barring that So this time I tell you man I go' fi erase you off the map Such a shame but it's all in the game And since the early 60's aint a damn thing changed We got haters over here and haters over there But I got my pistol and it ain't pointed in the air [Pimp C] I see you trippin' off that water and you feel like you bad 'Cause yo bitch done chose a pimp and that pimp was Chad I see you hurt 'cause I fucked your girl Put big dick in her world and bust nuts in her curls When I hit it from the back she said baby I can't take it You a simp ass nigga you told that bitch that you love her But I'm straight up fuckin' the pussy like that nigga off in colors But I ain't get shot cause you ain't shootin' shit The best thing you can do is go and try and beat that bitch 'Cause this man's style showstopper pistol popper you ain't ready If I let this hot thing hit you fool, your stomach like spaghetti Fool you talkin' loud but you move too slow Tellin' niggas all your plans got you tied up in a van Nigga what the fuck is up in the place to be First I want the money nigga then I want the fuckin' ki's Kidnap robbery 'cause you said you wanted me dead Since you want a nigga dead Buck that bitch off in his head Just like E-40 nigga I be comin' fed Got the sawed off pump with night vision infrared So play me like a pussy and you will get fucked Nigga I'm hangin' out the truck b-buck buck Hit your nigga in the leg hit your bitch in the gut But we know where your ass stay So your ass will get touched [Hook] Speak the wrong words I'm high on them herbs And you will get touched cause yo ass deserve To get bucked real bad in front of your kids Just to show you what a real type bitch you is And it's your boy Mr. 3 to the 2 forever stayin' true Just a player man cool and I gotta tell it to the Whole wide world how you got bitched razor necked just like A motherfuckin' girl