Artist: Ugly Duckling Album: The Leftovers EP Song: Celebrity Typed by: kill4747@hotmail.com [Andy Cooper] Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, thank you! Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can't Look, no, sorry! Sorry, I can't, I can't, really Alright! Good to see ya, thank you Okay, sorry, I gotta go Check it out "I wish more people was a lot like me!" I'm a big celebrity And I don't know what you've been told But I think you should be more like me So I'm gonna tell you what I know See, you're just an average woman or man and you shouldn't try to think for yourself There's things that you can't understand And I'll bet you could use my help (Of course!) I'm on TV and radio And unless I'm mistaken, you're not! So I've found almost every place I go There's people just waiting to hear my thoughts They say I'm a genius, they're right So take my opinions seriously (Okay?) I'll tell you how to live your life Cause I'm a big celebrity [Chorus: Andy Cooper] I'm a big celebrity And I don't know what you've been told But I think you should be more like me So I'm gonna tell you what I know I'm a big celebrity and you've got such a long way to go If you're gonna be more like me So I'll tell you what you don't know [Dizzy Dustin] + (Andy Cooper) Hey big celebrity, please keep your politics Your beliefs and your philosophies, all of it (Excuse me?) Some advice if you wanna stay famous (Yeah) Don't try to change us, just entertain us (What?) You're a tabloid headline, a photo op And now you want the same attention John and Yoko got (Of course, why not?) And when your album or your movie is a total flop You'll be redundant like Bobby Brown or Robocop (*GASP*) So please stop and let me off your guilt trip I know you made a lot of money and you've milked it (Yeah, well...) but you're not as smart as you think you are (What?) So shut your mouth Mr. Movie Star [Chorus: Andy Cooper] I'm a big celebrity And I don't know what you've been told But I think you should be more like me So I'm gonna tell you what I know I'm a big celebrity and you've got such a long way to go If you're gonna be more like me So I'll tell you what you don't know [Briana] You know, I really do feel empowered. Goes to show you the power of social activism We can make a difference, we can and did. In fact, I heard those creeps are going to get fired from that Meatshake (I hate those guys!) That, that "Murdershake" as I like to call it. (That place is so lame) You know, this isn't more than just a victory for me, or the protesters. This is social justice for every cow, chicken and cucumber. All the animals and vegetables are vindicated today. (You guys should have burned that all place down.) Power to the people, power to mother Earth power to the Veggie-Hut! (*Echoes*)