Artist: W.C. Album: Guilty by Affiliation Song: Side Dick Typed by: dy_face@yahoo.com [Verse One: W.C.] Baby said: she wanna a gangster But she don't wanna a nigga that dog her, that's beat it up harder Said that a nigga is a simp, his dick is limb A sucker for love type, if he don't fuck right Fuck it, I'll be that dick on the side you can ride on Nigga, you can wrap them thighs on Let your nigga wet a cake, I just want to undress you Call me Captain Dick to rescue (Ba baba baham!) I know your kind, bitch pay, got a hair lay Balling ass nigga way pay Treat your ass right and keep me icing Til you toss legs up for a nigga like me Affiliated, just the way you love it (Just..) And I don't need money to touch it (No!) My ghetto ass ways is enough to make your ass bend over Even Destiny's Child claimed they need a soldier [Chorus: W.C. X2] I know you need a dick on the side (Dick on the Side!) Girl you need a dick on the side (Dick on the Side!) Girl you need a dick on the side (Dick on the Side!) Every girl needs a dick on the side (Dick on the Side!) [Verse Two: W.C.] Knock knock - who is it? the titty mangler Dick dangler (who?) the tight pussy finger banger Packing his heat y'all, with two meat balls Smothered in dick sauce, so let me skip on your lip gloss Dub, Gorilla P-I-M-P, yes I am, me, entire S-I-M-P I know you got a situation, I come with no attachments Consider me your walking dildo gadget You niggaz are weenie, let me do my thing with it Let me feed you this big black hot thing with a vein in it Have you stand up, came with it I'm guaranteed to make you come more than once if you can hang with it The cock doctor, pussy popper I leave your clitoris vibrating, ticking like a pop locker (Damn!) And when it's time to creep don't sweat Hunt the ways in the cut, I got a sweet old gat, nigga [Chorus: W.C.] [Verse Three: W.C.] Harder than a dry cookie My dick is like the antidote, curing your unsatisfied pussy Look, I got you laughing and blushing Cause we're hymning and hugging But what else making, hitting for fucking I know you need a dick on the side So I keeps and I play my position off the bitch like the sex man And I ain't bringing feelings to be your lover Just lace potato chips, hot sauce and magnum rubbers Many niggaz trying to holler but they're out of luck Cause like bitches, niggaz can't keep their mouths shut But I'm a cool nigga like Ray Charles So play blind when you leave your synchronous mind Dub-C, the wrecker of this, dick specialist My back stroke to leave your heads spinning like the exorcist I'm like the dick in the glass when your lonely like a fire extinguisher Emergency use only (Yeah!) [Chorus: W.C.] [Hook: W.C.] Dub, Gorilla P-I-M-P, yes I am, me, entire S-I-M-P Black ass cheap nasty python, grab a hold of his balls and smack bad Dub, Gorilla P-I-M-P, yes I am, me, entire S-I-M-P Better hide that pussy bitch, Bttrrrrr Beat the motherfucker up like drum line, that pussy is mine