Artist: The White Mandingos Album: The Ghetto Is Tryna Kill Me Song: My First White Girl Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com [Murs] I wanted her to grow up to be my soccer mom The white girl that I shoulda took to prom Her blond hair was just like sun rays She took me far from the block with the gunplay On Sunday, she would make me vegan food And lots of other shit I'd probably never be into When we travelled, I would be the only black person Except the gay best friend, he was half-Persian [Chrous] And she truly was the apple of my eye Never wanted her to ever leave my side Miss America, American as apple pie My first white girl, her first black guy Pure love sent from the Most High Racist bullshit came from both sides My homies used to say she wasn't that fly My first white girl, her first black guy [Murs] We used to go to fancy dinner with the folks It would feel like the episode of Diff'rent Strokes She smelled like a dog when her hair was wet She said my hair felt like a Chia pet She couldn't take much direct sunlight Sunburn, no sex, not a fun night Newsflash: white girls have ass too And for some of you sistas, that's bad news [Chorus] [Murs] I would yell and she'd never say a word back She used the word "cock", I never heard that We would get drunk off a ton of liquors I say, "You white bitch!" and she cum quicker She told me, don't believe the white lies My dick was no bigger than the white guys She look like Topenga from Boy Meets World Her first black guy, my first white girl [Chorus]