Artist: Wordburglar Album: 3rdburglar Song: Drawings With Words Typed by: @SJ_Wordburglar VERSE 1 Yo, as a kid my favourite comic was Nth Man, The Ultimate Ninja You got every one of those in multiples, didn't ya? Yeah, and it took a while to, uh, collect 'em all Got the last one I needed down at the shitty mall Yes yes y'all, like Lee Falk that's real talk And when I'm not reading 'em, keep safe in a sealed box Spidey, Booster Gold and X-Men Ninja Turtles, The Tick and John Byrne's Next Men Collecting Milk & Cheese, Wilkies To Strange Adventures For real geeks who can name Avengers Like Triathlon, Tigra, Jack Of Hearts USAgent, though he was always in the wackest arcs You like Starfox? That wouldn't bug me Dude saw more pussy than Catwoman's undies Trust me, like Hawkeye and Mockingbird You can call me a nerd, I like my drawings with words Word. CHORUS I was into comic books and watching cartoons Irredeemable, Incorruptable, Invincible Justice League Europe and, uh, The Invisibles Stray Toasters, Stilt-Man, Gravity Grimjack, Concrete, Avengers Academy VERSE 2 Now, my man R-Lex put me onto SCUD That KISS comic is made with blood And Squadron Supreme had Gruenwald's ashes in Worth a lot – but I could never cash it in And that's dumber than kidnapping Jim Gordon Wanna make money? Open a Tim Hortons What can I say? I like art in books From Steve McNiven's to Darwyn Cooke's House of Ideas, Distinguished Competition Back issues? I'll be diggin on a mission In the depths of the dollar and quarter bins For rare singles that no one was ordering And whatchu know about Wood-God? Well, he's a Man-Brute life-form who looks odd And I gotta give props to the king Jack Kirby You want to talk shop? Well ask Burgie CHORUS I was into comic books and watching cartoons Stan Lee, Alan Moore and Erik Larsen Reid Flemming, Flaming Carrot, McFarlane George Perez, Steve Ditko, Art Adams Jocasta is part robot, part madam OUTRO This is for the forward front facers, the true believers Who know the walking dead don't need shoes or sneakers You know I don't know how to end this 'Cause I can go on about comics forever like Bendis Ryan Ottley, what's up man? Yo, J-Bone, I keep giving you money like a pay phone I gotta shout out all my people Strange Adventures to the Silver Snail Ah, you got a question, Burgie will know I make Canadian jams like Bernie Mireault Google it