Artist: Your Favorite Martian Album: Club Villain (Video) Song: Club Villain Typed by: AZ Lyrics It was a Friday night and I wanted to go out to a brand new club in town a discotheque I'd heard about through a friend of mine who told me the place was a circus act for sure and then we rolled up and saw Koopa working at the door! He waved us in and we randomly met the Mr. Hannibal Lector he was handling records in the DJ booth asking which was the best selection to make an impression on the Wicked Witch of the West And the Witch was booty-dancin' with Manson and Gannon right next to Side Show Bob being shot from Blackbeard's cannon That's when I knew that tonight I'd be chillin' up in the dance club partying with all these villains I can't keep partying 'round Keep partying 'round Keep partying partying partying I can't keep partying 'round Keep partying 'round Keep partying with all these villains All these villains All these villains All these villains All these villains Catwoman and Harley Quinn I swear I saw those hoes kiss I laughed at Jason Voorhees rockin' glowsticks And Dr Octopus was also getting physical with Ursula the two were making out and touching tentacles Then Voldemort greeted Vader with a fist pound they were checking out Mystique's ass next to Chris Brown CHRIS BROWN??? Somebody needs to throw that guy out of the club seriously! And Megatron he was getting it on he was drawing a crowd and they were calling out loud like: "Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go Megatron! Go! Go! Go! Go!" I looked up and saw Venom doing Jager Bombs on the ceiling That's when I knew that I'd be partying with all these villains I can't keep partying 'round Keep partying 'round Keep partying partying partying I can't keep partying 'round Keep partying 'round Keep partying with all these villains All these villains All these villains All these villains All these villains That's when I saw her there from across the room: Poison Ivy doing Jell-o shots with Dr. Doom Like the Eye of Sauron I couldn't look away And she was with some Joker - the dude was probably gay And Patrick Bateman passed us shots of vodka me and Jabba tossed them back like "Oooga chaca!" I pushed Elmer Fudd out of the way so that I could get closer and I don't mean to be a Predator but I got to get at her Freddy used his claws to open up chardonnay I grabbed a glass and walked up to her like "Yo pardon me." I took her home and she and I spent the night chillin' up in the bedroom partying with one hot-ass villain I can't keep partying 'round Keep partying 'round Keep partying partying partying I can't keep partying 'round Keep partying 'round Keep partying with all these villains All these villains All these villains All these villains All these villains