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Artist: Your Favorite Martian
Album:  Grandma Got a Facebook (Video)
Song:   Grandma Got a Facebook
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma [4x]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [3x]

Well, ever since grandpa passed away, she's been chilling at home
Watching soaps half the day 'cause she's feeling alone
So, I set her up a Facebook and gave the address
To my friends and I asked them all to send a request
And no one would have guessed one day she'd go wild
But grandma got obsessed and changed her profile to slutty McButtSex
And I was appalled when I saw a bunch of pictures of her cleavage on her wall

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma [4x]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [3x]

Then she updated her status yeah, and it made me pissed
Cause she said her grandson was a crybaby bitch!
And all my stupid friends wrote her back and they laughed
And they all liked her comment cause they're wack and I'm mad
Is this considered abuse, yeah you'd be pissed at her too
Cause now her list to do's is just pictures of dudes
I wanted her to make friends but she's about to seduce
My homeboys with a mixture of vodka and prune juice

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma [4x]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [3x]

I checked my Facebook daily
I get a friend request from this old ass lady
I know it's your grandma, but I ain't gonna lie
She's rocking that muu muu, and looking all fly
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!
I want to smack your grandma on her wrinkly ass
Wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass!

Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands in your grandma's candy dish

Grandma's got a Facebook, now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started, but now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been in my best friend's pants

Grandma, Grandma [4x]
Gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma [3x]