Artist: Your Favorite Martian
Album:  My Balls (Video)
Song:   My Balls
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

Girl, I know you left me
But there was something I forgot to show you

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Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance. Can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back

I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
[repeat]

My balls are so awesome. Don't get me started
They're so damn big. How big are they?
They're so big. It's really obnoxious
It's like two ewoks chillin' in my boxers
They're so big. I can't hold 'em back
Even Cartman's like, man those are fat
They're so big. They're run over your feet
That's why when they back up you hear a beep beep

And how can I be subtle
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel

I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back
'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
[repeat]

My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin'
But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean
And when the sun's right, it might cause
A total solar eclipse of my balls
'Cause these things are where it's happenin'
And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
No, excuse me I'm on the chorus

I got what you need
And you'd said you'd never call
But girl you ain't seen these balls

I wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my balls

You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
[repeat]

I told you you'd be back
You must've forgot
You must've had Ballzheimer's