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Artist: Your Favorite Martian
Album:  Puppet Break-Up (Video)
Song:   Puppet Break-Up
Typed by: AZ Lyrics

Ha ha ha ha!

It's been a while since you felt my felt
But this relationship's the biggest piece of shit I've ever smelt
Always got me stressin'
Always keeping me guessin'
I'm like a Snuffleupagus a fuckin' depressive
And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my ass?
Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo
This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U. (whoooo)

This is exactly what I'd said I'd do
My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude
Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?
I feel like Kermit the Frog, cause I was fu(beep)cing a pig
And I'll gonna take back my money spent, every nickle
So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (ha ha)
Cause I ain't puttin up with your shit man! Fuck it!
So get your hand out of my ass, bitch, cause I ain't your Puppet

Girl I'm not your puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet hey

Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm not your puppet ho
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm not your puppet hey
Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

I'm sorry. I believe you mistook me
For a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookies
I'm moving on. (ha-ha)
It ain't a question to me
I'll fuck all the other muppets on Sesame Street
I'll fuck that redhead from Lamp Chop with the Fro'
Upload the video, so you can watch it and know
That you're not a unique snowflake
You're just another chick
And you ain't jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick
I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste
If you didn't ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes
Will I get over it?
Probably, but
First. I think I'll fuck your fat friend Jabba the slut!
And it's sad, cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last
Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch, and you're sorta white trash
Now I don't give a fuck if you move to Nuntucket!
But get your hand out my ass!
I ain't your puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Break it down LampChop Style!
This is a relationship that needs to end
Oh yeah! You and I will never be friends
One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
And we'll never get back together again, because you suck

This is a relationship that needs to end
Oh, yeah, you and I will never be friends
One day we started fuckin' around not knowing what it was
And we'll never get back together again, because you suck

Girl I'm Not your puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

One, yes, one
Two timing bitch!
Ah, ah, a