Artist: YT Cracker Album: Nerd Life Song: Nerd Life Typed by: fr33m4rk3t [Synthetic voice fades in] Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life [Synthetic voice fades out] [Synthetic voice fades in] Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life Nerd Life [Synthetic voice fades out] [Chorus] [YT Cracker] Nerd Life! Where it pays to be smart and being smart is an arcane art Make a lot of dough and no shit start Nerd life sets us miles apart Now we're in high demand 'Cause the world don't turn without us man We rock chips that are made of sand And get more gold than a Krugerrand [Repeat] [YT Cracker] Sweet like cola Yes I'm a roller Catch me in the cut with a big pistola Pilot's seat, I'm root in the coupe Cookin' them Feds like Ramen soup Lean back at the wheel and twist Rolex shine off of my left wrist They ask "now, Who is this?" It's the man who made Nerd Life a business High in demand, I produce results In life, I'm DELETE, CTRL, and ALT I'm the final word I'm the null at the end of the string Said it before, I'm the nerd rap king Y'all think it's a joke, but I broke every construct Keep it real with my Nerd Life conduct Earned respect, I'm a seasoned vet Every clique, every crew, every city, every set Everywhere I go it's the Presidential Penthouse, yatchs, Wi-Fi essential Widescreen laptop in the rental Max DC's with service central WarCraft on my little life raft In a cool little pool with sun screen on my back I ain't pale, I get outside But the basement's nice and cool at night Like Nascar I'm loading drivers Fat bandwidth, freemarket.re subscriber Fat pipe to the central office Confident, but some call me pompous Got every right to act like an asshole Call me Alfalfa, the Little Rascal Call me a nerd and you call me a shrimp Now I eat shrimp cocktail, what's up, pimp? [Chorus 2x] [YT Cracker] But enough about my paper stacks Three free albums, 200 tracks Made it to Hollywood, but he didn't relax Now Nerdy South Records is on the map, that's a fact It's the buzz on the Internet Fresh and alive, if you ain't going big then you won't survive My art is hungry, to make some money Produce the shit then hit the ground running See ya hack another face in the crowd Lift my shirt and fly my flag proud Slide another fat tip through the walls STC on the bathroom walls Nerd Life bitch, it's a revolution Up on top of an evolution Thanks for the fuel that I got in school All you motherfuckin' bullies...I'll make the rules I know you're sad if you lay on the couch In your little ratty house Stuck up in that dead end job Where your boss is a dick and you cry and sob Wonder why you made fun of me then Cuz you heard that my company was hiring Some scars run deep and I can't forgive So go kick rocks, because I'm trying to live They kick rocks now we call the shots Because their home computers serve as our bots In the sunrise with my eyes on the relays Back sipping Mai Tai's on the beach You know how it go, how it end, how it finish I'm a be a legend with God as my witness See you in the furutre as a Wal-Mart greeter Signed YT Cracker, the Nerd Life leader [Chorus]