Artist: Asher Roth Album: The Greenhouse Effect (A.K.A. The Greatest Mixtape Ever!) Song: Cartoon Chick Typed by: AZ Lyrics The Cannon! "Yo Ash" What's up man? "If you could have any Cartoon chick, who would it be?" Ha, It's funny you ask that... [Asher Roth] Right off the bat I'd have Jessica Rabbit Cause she's the baddest, I love those taties Yea that chest pressed, and that red dress And I'm obsessed yes, with red heads So Ariel, wold get it in the shower To Beauty with Beast, Eiffel Tower I'd take Jasmine on a magic carpet ride and then I'd ride her carpet until I made her fly And Cinderalla's better than the Step-Sisters Gives the best head and is the best kisser Unless of course she forgot the glass slippers The Fairy Godmother is the one to give the dick to Mulan's punan is oh-so-sweet Wake Sleeping Beauty up when I get her in the sheets I fucked with Snow White cause I heard she was a freak Yo forget Hugh Heff I'm rollin' with Disney If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick? If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick? Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own I'd Scooby Doo Daffney while Betty Boo watched Tell Judy Jetson, "you can get on top" Yea of course I'd do Wilma, but Betty's mad hot Not Fred Flinstone, but I'll make ya bed rock I fucks Ion Flucks and Rogue from X-Men And maybe Rainbow Brite cause I heard she was a lesbian Smurffette would get it because of my rude fetish So that includes Marge Simpson to get it If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick? If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would you pick? If you could fuck a Cartoon Chick, which one would get the dick Cause if you had a Cartoon Chick, she wouldn't blow up your phone I don't need a Cartoon Chick, I can just draw my own Yo dave you know who else I'd do? Lois Griffiin You ever seen that episode where she was just in I think nothin' in that picture, woh