Artist: Beastie Boys Album: Check Your Head Song: The Maestro Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Intro] Yo Paul this is Ari you can kiss my ass I wasn't interested in you anyhow I was just interested in the B-Boys So fuck you my man {*scratched: "Who is it?"*} [Verse One] Who is the man comin down your block? It's me you see, with the funky clock Cause, I'm doin just what I like to Today is my day yeah and I'ma get nice too You gotta keep movin and you can't say nothin I'ma keep bouncin and bumpin and stuff And one thing you ought to know Well I'm... The Maestro [Interlude] Yeah you motherfuckers, I'm all that! I see you lookin at me sayin "How can he be so skinny and live so fat?" You know why? Cause I'm The Maestro Yea, you know and I'm {"movin on my wheels"} {"You got that?"} [Verse Two] I feel like Rufus Thomas, the crown prince of dance I'm Mike D and I'm known for romance I'm the crazy baldhead with the part on the side And I'm ridin down the block like I'm on a water slide Cause it's the type of day I feel like pressin my luck Cause I got nothin to lose cause I don't give a fuck See a player I play, don't play to win I play to show Yeah! I'm The Maestro! [Interlude] Ahh yeh I need a little bit of cooperation right about now I'd like to find out, who's favorite detective it is {"Who is this?"} Is it Mannix? Barnaby Jones? Sombody say Columbo.. Mickey Mulroney? Is it Cannon.. Barnaby Jones? I said that already [Outro] Yeah that's right ya'll You know I got my own shit See this ain't America's Most.. Wanted This is America's Most.. Mackin! That's right other people all call it, my hit! When I get on there is no stoppin!! {"Who is this?"} {"Who is the man who is the man who is the man"} {"Who is the man who is the man who is the man"} {"Who is the man who is the man.."} Who is that? Yo, he is, the maestro Who is the man? What, uhh, The Maestro Yeah, yeah, The Maestro Give it up, The Maestro He is The Maestro!