Artist: Beastie Boys Album: Rock Hard EP Song: Rock Hard Typed by: kirenamloh@msn.com (First! First! First!) [Beastie Boys] First white b-boys, we don't regret There's nothing wrong, with your TV set We're a-gettin loose, we couldn't be harder Our beats are BIGGER and BADDER and LONGER Got real rock shit, you must admit Not fake, not false, not counterfeit I can play the drums, I can play guitar Not just b-boys, we're REAL rock stars! (Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!) [Beastie Boys] When we blow up your ship, you better hit the deck We'll walk the plank where you get respect If you front on the Rock, best run and hide If you got static, we'll take it outside And you're sure to get dull by the Beastie Boys We use real rock beats, show off big toys Like claps of thunder from the cumulus clouds Double amp up the beats, and make it real LOUD! ...Ah-then scrach it {*DJ Double R scratches*} [Beastie Boys] Heavy metal tension runnin through your BLOOD Too much rock, step off the pud Too much treble, mid-range, and BASS The beat's so hard it'll dent your face You'll crush out, HARD rock, HARD beats HARD rock, cold rhythms for fanatic freaks Some people say this has been done We're HERE, we're NOW, and the battle's won~!! [Beastie Boys] Fists! Fists! Fists! Fists of fury in an MC BOUT Rock so hard it'll knock you out The very first blow is the kick and the snare The beat is so def, so you better beware With guitar and bass, are in your face The walls crumble down, destroying the place The finishing touch is the vocals that SLAM The final blow in the five-finger JAM!! Some! Some! Some! Some! [Beastie Boys] Sometimes I write rhythms, rather write rhymes He writes his and I write mine Rock 'n roll rhythms are raunchy and RUCKUS! We're from Manhattan, you're from Secaucus Mike D, Ad Rock and MCA~! Not before long I could hear you say In a way, a-these boys got juice They're goin' off you know they love to get LOOSE! {Outro: Beastie Boys ad-libs and guitar solo 'til end}