Artist: Caroline Konstnar (Grossman)
Album:  YouTube
Song:   It's Prom
Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash

[Caroline]
At seven o'clock, I'll take you to the dance
At nine o'clock, we'll be taking off our pants
Your parents marriage, might be a mess
but we'll deny the pain, with a brand new dress

It's prom, it's prom
I'm taking you to the prom

Beep beep! We're going in a rented Mercedes
Just watch out for those dumpster babies
I may be hip, but I got something "hyp"-er
You put it in drinks, and it's easy to slip her

It's prom, it's prom
I'm taking you to the prom -- BITCH
Get in the back of my van, you whore!

{*flute solo and laughter*}