Artist: The Coup Album: Party Music Song: Lazymuthafucka Typed by: compbuttons@hotmail.com [Boots] Now when I go to bed it's almost time to wake up Tryin' not to go to jail, tryin' not to cake up And even when I serve soda it would be cold as fuck Chillin' in my sock, servin' ice for ten bucks And you'd be in the house, all warm and shit And ya ass got the sweater with the fire lit And whatever ya want you ain't gotta lift a finger If ya wanna a glass of water hit the maid on the ringer Got a job for you under this hot ass sun Tellin' me to hurry up and get some more shit done I be so tired when I spit all my word slur together Got so many calluses my hands are like leather Watchin' MTV in yo big ass chair Tryin' out slang words while you combin' ya hair Ya productivity is wack bring that box here fo-sheezy Go get some coffee punch out before ya leave Got cho' feet up on the desk noddin' off to sleep While I lift, push, pull, dig, sweat, and sweep I could work hard all my life and in the end still suffer Cause the world is controlled by you lazy motherfuckers [Chorus] Lazy motherfucker, lazy mother-fucker You's a lazy motherfucker, lazy mother-fucker [Boots] Now you don’t wash ya ass, you got a personal bather If you roll out of bed it's like you doin' a favor You was born into paper and that behavior For a midnight snack, you have the bedroom catered You ain't never learned to drive or tie ya shoe I got my ear to the street and my eye on you You got a secretary to write down your thoughts On how to make us work hard and fatten up your vaults TV say if ya poor, you must be slow and shiftless But you pay em' to say that so we don't want it different Got a cook and a girl to bring the tray for you You're hearin' this cause somebody pushed play for you My head is poundin' now and my hands are shakin' To keep my eyelids open takes concentration I don’t get no rest it's just a stay alive hustle Making you stay rich without you moving a muscle You think of people as your tool So when your dick salute You have a butler get the phone and call a prostitute And say your sex drive’s stronger than the engine of a trucker But she’ll have to be on top cause you a lazy motherfucker [Chorus] [Boots] A hundred person house there just to sanitize You know you don't give a fuck but they all despise you Millions over millions makin' shit for you to sell But police on alert just in case we rebel But it's gon' happen captain, hope ya know that's why I'm rappin' Want the toasters start tappin' hands and gases start clappin' Cause this whole system's waitin' for you to kick it in Paris Or roll through Hong Kong in a rich all carriage So when you spend a dollat that's ten seconds of my time And when ya spend a billion that's my life and that's a crime Cause to me life is hard like a track that I'm reppin' on Callin' for the freedom of the backs that you steppin' on Later for the pull up ya boot strap fastened Hard work got me to the chiropractor But we can work hard to take back the bread and butter Cause all these multi-millionaires is lazy motherfuckers [Chorus repeated to end]