Artist: Danny! f/ Che Grand Album: Where Is Danny? Song: Off the Hook Typed by: the_divine_2xl@yahoo.com [Verse 1: Danny!] When I got the phone call from my girl Bosco Askin' do I wanna go and grab some tacos Yo I'm in the middle of Street Fighter 10 I ain't tryin' to hit up All You Can Eat night again But Bosco's like "ho, put down the console If you go to bed starvin' don't hold me responsible" She was right son, the kid was hungry So I stopped M. Bison from kicking Chun-Li And I pressed pause, put on my fresh drawers quickly Yes y'all even shaved my chest all spiffy Then Nikki Jean hit me, said she was in town for the week And do I wanna come and join her in the sheets? Sweeeet...hit up her suite an hour later Frontwards backwards I'm a power player Didn't want Bosco to be mad I didn't meet her So before I left home left the phone off the receiver, ugh [Chorus] Maybe he's sleeping, maybe he's ill (That's what I want her to think, I'm such a stinker) Phone disconnected, unpaid bill it's off the hook It's off the hook It's off the hook It's off the hook It's off the hook [Verse 2: Danny!] $89.99 a month? That is comical No frills, whole phone bill's astronomical My chips so tight That's why I keep my talk time shorter than the hair on a San Francisco dyke [Verse 3: Che Grand] Sidekick vibratin' off the disco lights The caller ID's readin' "fuck my life" Can't push ignore, this cat's ringtone's "SpottieOttie" But I ain't pickin' up unless this shit about some money Preferably the type that I don't have yet And you dudes need Crackberry etiquette, it's evident But let me keep it relevant, the data plan killing me Move every three weeks so I don't see what they billing me The fuckery, texting me to RSVP To a show I'm not on, douchebag get gone Your buzz won't last long, I push the power button Callin' from an unknown like a nigga slow or somethin' No, I'm thinking I may go to Morocco Leave my cell phone an arm away, message sayin' "swallow" +Don't Disturb This Groove+ but fuck +The System+ Besides that they got GPS's in em [Chorus]