Artist: Eminem Album: Encore Song: Em Calls Paul (Skit) Typed by: ÇexyÇy [Eminem - talking through an electrolarynx] 'Ey yo Paul It's Em I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing And I know that he's not "Thrilled" about the video What does he "Wanna be Startin' Somethin"? Er-wow Well I'll show him who's really "Bad" {* burps *} Paul, "The Way You Make Me Feel" with these calls You should really take a look at the "Man In The Mirror" And tell him to "Beat it" because I "Won't stop 'til I get enough" Do you "Remember The Time" we were watching the "Billy Jean" video? Well he'll always be that Michael to me And it doesn't matter if he's "Black or White" Because I "Can't Stop Loving" him and I hate plastic surgeons And I hope they all fucking diiiiiiie! How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot I want to touch him but I can't {* Unintelligable compuerised speech with faint human straining noises *} Excuse me, I'm taking a shit Sorry Anyways, call me back I have this idea about how I want to end the show So, hit me when you get this message fucker Oh, and by the way No I don't have a new gun {* Gun clicks *} [Faint human voice] Goddamn it!