Artist: Eminem Album: Relapse: Refill Song: Elevator Typed by: Nickolye16@aol.com {*ding*} [Intro: Eminem] All aboard! Okay Next stop, my basement, ha ha I'll meet you down there! [Chorus: Eminem] There once was a saying that, I used to say back in the day when, I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof that if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He said "What if you went platinum?" I'll just laugh at him "That's, not happenin, that I can't fathom" 80-some million records worldwide later I'm living, in a house with a fuckin elevator [Eminem] Haters gettin mad, they done had enough of Shady You slay me, nothin you say matters enough to touché me Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Whoops-a-that-a fuckin daisy That's a no-no, even she knows Dada's fuckin crazy Fuckin animal, cuckoo, bananas, fuckin ape-y Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby {*wahhh*} You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesn't creep up on ya but it all does You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn you when you started Now your brain's all haunted cause of all the shit you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought it'd come to this, I oughta just be honest but [Chorus] [Eminem] Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it They get, so mad when I call 'em both fa-ggots All these fuckin voices in my head, I can't take it {*wahhh*} Someone shut that fuckin baby up 'fore I shake it! You're standin adjacent to Jason slash Leatherface and together makes 'em, a fuckin bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the weinerschnitzel up his ass, hopped away some- -body please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him Homie I'm the schizer! Ask Dr. Dre son I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son No, not-a now, not a chance, not today son I can't believe I'll leave for one brief second And you pussies queef all over the rap game nekkid And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it I'll just keep saying the same exact saying, check it [Chorus] [Eminem] Elevator in my house, ha! I'll smell ya later I blew the fuck up, a hamster in the microwave I'm thinkin 'bout an escalator now, steps I hate 'em Told the neighbors step away then I just pepper sprayed him Yeah, for every time you ride down the street Or hide out, drive by my house and beep Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep Lie down fucker, baa, try countin sheep! And you're tryin to find out why now there's beef Mace in your face bitch, cry now pussy This is my house, all nine thousand feet So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth! Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the stop Stand above 'em just to cut the fuckin cable, let 'em drop Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yellin stop [Chorus] [Eminem] Fuckin son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit This must be all that there is, this must be it Fuckin A, I even got a bidet to wash my ass after I shit, with gold toilet paper Dishwasher so big when I'm pissed off I can just toss a flying saucer in it, the shit's awesome Yeah, fuckin elevator Livin in a house with a fuckin elevator {*vocal scratches*} Elevator {*chka-chk-err-chka-chk*} elevator