Artist: Eminem
Album:  The Slim Shady LP
Song:   Ken Kaniff
Typed by: ÇexyÇy

[Ken Kaniff] 
Call this motherfucker (*dial tone*)
Ohh fuck yeah
Give 'im a piece of my mind....
A piece of my ass

[Operator]
Thanks for waiting
This is (*sound dipped*)
May I help you?

[Ken Kaniff]
Oh thank you
I need to make a collect call

[Operator]
What number?

[Ken Kaniff]
Ohhh
The number's (*sound dipped*) 62 (*sound dipped*)

[Automated Operator]
At the tone, please say your name (*beep*)

[Ken Kaniff]
Kennith Kaniff....from Connecticut
Automated piece of shit

(*phone rings, man answers - presumably supposed to be Eminem*)

[Man]        Yo
[Ken Kaniff] Hey there cockboy
[Man]        Who's this?
[Ken Kaniff] This is Ken Kannif
[Man] 	     Who?
[Ken Kaniff] Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch
[Man]        From Connecticut?
[Ken Kaniff] Yean you wanna get a...
[Man]        I don't know nobody in Connecticut
[Ken Kaniff] You wanna get a hotel room with me?
[Man]        A hotel room?
[Ken Kaniff] Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, EMINEM!?
[Man]        Ha.. Yo, wh, who is this? Cage?
[Ken Kaniff] Hey, pa ha..
             You want me ta fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? 
	     Melt in your ass, ya little cockboy
[Man]        He k-k-k-k
             Yo shut up you little bitch
[Ken Kaniff] Oh you think I'm lyin huh?
             Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha