Artist: Goldie Lookin Chain Album: Asbo4Life Song: Nothing Ever Happens Typed by: AZ Lyrics [Adam] Believe the hype I'm la roast beef Wanna stereotype I got wonky teeth I stand proud on the white cliffs of Dover Soon to (Suited to?) have a wank til it's all over Yeah the weather's intermittent I'll admit And we grow wet weekends what are the shit But I love it, in a special way I'm spin This is a rap tune reppin' all of Bryn I haven't got a monocle or a smoking jacket Got a stiff upper lip and a cocaine racket We drive on the left and we're always right We're Brits on the piss and we're good in a fight We're a nightmare abroad, even worse than home That's why we got ASBO's and no-go zones We got white van man, and British pork And some people so thick they can't even talk Nothing ever really happens around here [x3] Just smoking, fighting, and drinking beer [Eggsy] This is what you want This is what you get You know the score so don't get upset We got kids necking pills instead of kids necking sweets We got second-rate shops up and down the high street We got culture but its based on booze Walk-in, drive-thru, fast food, you can choose Endless scams with the benefit fraud Always holiday in Spain and we never get bored! [Adam] We got British Knights We got British Home Stores British Airways And British born whores I love the weather Though it can be bleak They might empty my bins next week We got jobsworths, what can I do? Apart from take time to say fuck you! We cope quite well with diversity And we don't go outside cos of health and safety! Nothing ever really happens around here [x3] Just smoking, fighting, and drinking beer [Xain] Run out of credit on my mobile phone Fill out another form for another loan Every door shuts with no explanation Become a trained killer - on the PlayStation Really not bothered - no motivation Every day's the same for the I generation Offer me a bit and I'll take the lot There's nothing to do, but it's all we got [Adam] McDonalds for lunch, I'm lovin' it! Fish and chips for tea, now that's the shit Cos this is a rap tune for my brethren To all the safe clarts who'll lend you a skin To all the sexy ladies who let you put it in Cos all the time (?) I'm livin' in the sin (?) home grown hip-hop If Europe was water, we're the council pop Nothing ever really happens around here [x3] Just smoking, fighting, and drinking beer [Adam] Need a football cos you use your feet You talk a good game and always get beat Love eating curry but we can't cook one Smoking cigarettes and reading The Sun Like an underdog that's prone to rage Everyday there's tits - on the third page Generation of smokers banned from clubs and bars We got bus lanes but we all drive cars! [Xain] Cwmbran and Swindon too This world belongs to you From the tops of the mountains To the edge of the shores Never forget the world is yours! Nothing ever really happens around here [x3] Just smoking, flighting, and drinking beer Nothing ever really happens around here [x3] Just smoking, flighting, and drinking beer